HOLD UP!!! I KNOW YOU GUYS WANT STORIES BUT YOU GOTTA KNOW THE AUTHOR FIRST!!!

Hi! I am a random isotope of uranium that gained consiousness and started^{[citation needed]} writing! Yep, it's true! I have a knack for writing... or moreso have a constant urge to do so. I'm not sure if you can tell, but I'm not the greatest at web design; I just need a place to share my writing and Neocities seems like the best place!

Okay, okay, I get it! You can't wait anymore, you need the writing! Weeelll... too bad. I'm working on it all in a Google Doc but none of the short stories are ready yet!!!